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QR Code Link to This Post Christmas is fast approaching and I see that the craigslist beggars are coming on strong. They all have sad sob stories -- sick children, lost a job, afflicted by some mysterious malady, getting evicted, got robbed, etc., etc. But the bottom line is they want you to give them something for Christmas. They have no shame.

I figured that I am just as worthy (actually more worthy) than all the other beggars and I have no shame either. I didn't do anything to cause my own deplorable situation -- and I like free stuff. I don't have a sob story but can make up a good one if that will motivate you to give me some free stuff.

So . . . please gift me some good stuff. I like anything that is new in-the-box so I can return it for cash. And, cold hard cash is good too. I have bills to pay like everyone else -- iPhone, cable, cigarettes, booze, and of course I need my medicinal marijuana.

Remember, the joy in Christmas is in giving so give to me and feel the joy. I can accept your gifts via PayPal, Western Union, MoneyGram, or maybe even meet you in some dark alley late at night.

God Bless you!

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Location: Oregon -

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