Dad jokes wanted

Hey guys huge nerd here and one of my many quirks is that I collect dad jokes for fun so that I can always make the people around me groan. I need as many bad puns as you can bring me, so many that my phone blows up from the sheer cringe contained. I want clean jokes that I can tell my family, but I don't mind if they are ridiculously terribly horribly bad, as in no one is laughing bad. These are the best jokes for me. Bonus points if its in the vein of classic dad jokes, and double bonus if it's an especially clever pun or if it induces an auditory groan when I read it aloud. Please text me as many of these jokes as you can.!




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