Heyyy... I am throwing a bachelor party for my baby brother on Saturday, April 18th and I'd like to hire two or three strippers for just a couple of hours. Yes, I know there are services that advertise, but I'm looking for something a little different, if possible. For starters, all the local services have these really Photoshopped pics (one even had pics of well-known professional porn stars with numbers on the pics as if you could order THAT girl!), and I don't want to pre-pay and then have some scrubby meth-head show up. For two, we'd actually prefer girls who DON'T look like typical strippers (we'd prefer few or no tats, real breasts over implants, "real"-sized as opposed to stick-thin, etc.), so amateurs are okay and chubby/bbw is okay, too! We're open to race- a white, a black, and a Latina (or, God forbid, an Arabic or East Indian) would actually be great. I'm including pics of some ideas of what we're looking for, but this certainly isn't an exclusive list. I know we're asking for strippers here, but we're looking for CLEAN-looking girls more than "dirty". We are NOT looking for hookers or escorts (no offense to anyone- we respect everyone who works for a living), nor will there be any requests for sex for money (sorry!). If you think you'd be interested in picking up some EASY money (we don't even want you to take your underpants off- we're only talking topless, here!), reply with "Saturday the 18th" in the subject line (so I know you aren't a spam-bot) and several CLEAR, non-photoshopped pics of yourself and if you have a look we're looking for, I will reply with more details. Again, this is quick, easy, SAFE money (we aren't street urchins and we aren't looking for street urchins), so do respond if you're interested. Oh, and the location will be in a nice, populated area AND there will probably be both cops and ex-military in attendance, so if you were going to reply in the hopes of just showing up to rob us, you might wanna just skip this ad- it'd work out better for you that way. :) Thanks, and look forward to hearing from!
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