A couple heavy-duty preliminaries...First...since I am looking for a female to accompany me, there might be a safety concern. So I am willing to make a copy of my driver's license and you can send it off to whomever you wish. That should definitely eliminate any fear that I am a bad person. Second, since I will be giving my driver's license information...If at any point you decide you want to split away from me (which you are free to do) you must agree that we record a little video saying that you are leaving my company and protection, with the date and time, and who you are leaving with. I will be sure to get this new person/people on video as well, to document him/her. We will also call whomever you sent my info to and inform them of your changing circumstances. I will then send this video to that person so they have it if they need it. I say this because if you leave, and go off with someone else, or by yourself, I can't protect you. If the last person you were known to be with was me, now I'm a suspect in whatever has happened to you. That's not acceptable. If you leave my protection, I won't be responsible for what happens to you. You are free to leave anytime you wish.
I had this ad up under another title, but I changed the entire ad, because I was getting prostitutes who wanted to make the trip, and pay for their expenses by selling themselves to guys along the way. That's not OK with me. No women who are currently engaging in prostitution, PLEASE!
However, if you are a woman who can stand on a corner holding a sign and get money... I AM OK with that. I won't be standing there with you, but it's ok if you do this. I understand that people don't have the cash to take off for a month to relax. So I'm totally open to making something work. I just don't want any thieves or a woman who is selling herself for money to fund her trip.
OK, That's it for the heavy-duty stuff...here's the deal...
Have you lived an outdoor life before? Or wanted to? This adventure might be for you...keep reading...
First let me say that this will be for a month, so if you don't have time...sorry :(
This gig requires a woman who is adventurous, likes nature, is content and happy to be away from the city, and is generally not a bad person. Spiritual, fun, simple, open-minded, laid-back chicks to the front!! There are really no requirements, just that we get along. Age/appearance are not something I particularly obsess about.
We will be spending time together, obviously, but I like to have some time off by myself, too. Meditating. Or just walking through the woods. Catching some rays on a sunny river bank. Or maybe doing my favorite thing... sitting on a rock and waiting for the chipmunks to run up my legs to my shoulders and then back down my legs again! If you didn't know they did this, you're in for a treat! If we sit still, and let them get used to us, they will ALWAYS come over to us! Every time, at the very least, they will run up and down your legs really fast :) But sometimes, if you're lucky and calm, they will scamper up your leg, all the way to your shoulder, and hang out...looking you eye to eye!! lol And then they scamper back down your body and go chatter to their friends. And of course their friends have to do it too... So before you know it, you have a whole family (or 2 or 3 families) using you for their playground, running up and down your body from head to toe, mommies and daddies and babies everywhere! All the while chattering happily all around you. I really love those little fellas.
I am going to Colorado to cruise around, smoke some good herb, chill in the mountains, see some concerts at Red Rocks, and live a laid back lifestyle. I like to live with a certain amount of ease and style. Gonna be camping out...but not really roughing it. I have a shiny conversion van with a bed for the rainy times and a tent with queen size air mattress for the rest of the times. From a BBQ grill to a campsite shower to a working food processor for fresh fruit smoothies prepared at our campsite, I've got it covered. Just looking for a partner.
Definitely going through the Boulder/Nederland area, the rest is just seat-of-the-pants cruising. Maybe you have some areas you have experienced and would like to re-visit? No problem. Whatever we want to do is what we do.
We will be splitting the cost of everything 50/50. We really won't have many expenses. I have most stuff already. Gas will be our biggest expense, that's it. Oh, and of course the Colorado weed :)
So that's it. Looking forward to hearing from you!
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