Dear future space overlords (Earth)

Please stop with all the mellowdrama and either eat us or liberate us from our under developed

Brainy places. Also please thin the herd and save us from science denying nomlyomlies.

In addition please send me this weekends powerball numbers so that I may be able to do some good.

Yours truly,

Probe me one shame on you, probe me twice shame on me. Probe the thrice; put a ring on it!

P.S. If this post offends you, we already know who you are and we have determined that your brains are insufficient, even as compost. This is a private correspondence between sentient beings. Hurry up Walmart is having a sale on.




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