Need someone to stop the curse Dreaded stoplights (Hillsboro)

Name: Need someone to stop the curse Dreaded stoplights (Hillsboro)
Brand: Need someone to stop the curse Dreaded stoplights (Hillsboro)
SKU: genClassifieds-449004
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4 (49 reviews)

I have a curse on me. I don't know where or who did it but its killing me. I have the dreaded yellow light, red light curse. I have to stop at every light in town. Its driving me mad after years of spending my life waiting for that light to turn green. I have proof that its real.

Facts:

#1. If I'm on my motorcycle with a full face helmet (smokey tint) I get mostly greens.
#2. I bought a new car recently. I got a good set of green lights for a month or so. Now, Yellow Red.
#3. My friends don't like riding with me. It takes us twice as long to get somewhere.
#3. My daughter has a nickname for me Yellow Red. I personally hate it.

Proof that I'm cursed. If someone could help me I would be super grateful. I hate sitting at red lights and just want to hit the wheel most of the time and pull my hair violently. I'm willing to trade something of value. I really don't know what this service is worth, but I have something that you may want, I shop a lot at Costco. I would like to get those Green Lights for life, type of value. Please help. My life sucks waiting for the.

Location: Oregon -

Added on 10 days ago and expires on 16 May, Ad id: 449004

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