Pussy Drummer wBrushes Wanted (Dallas)

Name: Pussy Drummer wBrushes Wanted (Dallas)
Brand: Pussy Drummer wBrushes Wanted (Dallas)
SKU: genClassifieds-507144
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4 (26 reviews)

Addendum to previous post for "Drummer with brush skills wanted": Our new combo is called "The Bailers." We're a couple of total amateurs, one with marginal talent and the other with maybe a little, but needs lots of work. Virtually no experience whatsoever except jamming and a couple of OPEN MIC nights, on Tuesdays. Had a really great Rock and Roll band with awesome, talented, experienced, real musicians, such as a keyboardist, lead guitar, and a really kick ass drummer, the kind of play-by-ear guys to die for, you know? But we decided we can use a "kiss ass" drummer instead. So we dumped that crew, and struck out on our own, and I mean STRIKE OUT! It's the best idea ever!
Anyway, we figured what Dallas really wants is quieter, duller, less energetic music, even though your wife or girlfriend will box your ears because you brought her to see/hear this shit? Yeah, it ought to be low key, VERY LOW, and low volume too, so we're looking for a real pussy ass "drummer" to bring brushes and a 5 gallon plastic bucket to audition. Don't have to have rhythmic talent, or be able to play by ear, or produce funky rock beats. NO RAZMATAZ! No drums needed. Don't want a great drummer who everyone will say: "That guy's awesome, way better than those losers he's drumming for." Wouldn't want that to happen.
So if you can take orders from a couple of rank amateurs with no experience, and leave your drum kit at home, and play EXTREMELY QUIET, please come to the audition. Yeah we'll tell you how to play, what and when to play, even though we're clueless.
ONLY REAL WHIMPY "drummers" who have great "brush skills" and don't even own actual drum sticks wanted. All other drummers go back to Rock and Roll. And we're not technicians either, just got started recently in music, so we won't be micing the "drums" or the bucket, in your case, pussy. So I guess you could say it really doesn't matter if you can play at all, since everyone knows brushes can't be heard in a bar over the background noise. In fact, just fuggedaboudit! I'm going to let my little sister do the "brush work" for our "band." Who needs drummers? Who needs the aggravation? Who cares about the beat? Dancing? Moving to the music? Tapping your foot maybe? Fuck off! It's all just noise to us.

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