Soulless hippy girlfriend needed for local rapscallion:
Hopefully you have five kids or more, are totally comfortable with your super high level of spirituality, yet have no job or means to support you children. You may cheat on me at your convenience, verbally abuse me, and strike me, as long as you continuously try to convince me of my shortcomings. I particularly may need you to spend all my money, as I may possibly spend a short stint in prison in the near future. I will send pictures upon request.
36 Yr. SWM
-hopeless addictive behavior is a plus as are manic depressive behavior & inability to manage money
-must have zero