Hi all thanks to all our customers at the butthole for being our customers at the antique-junk-crap shop on 8th avenue. Yall hillbilliles thank you .
A dwarf midget creature that resembles a half man half Irish cretin with a bald head has escaped from the Asswhole exhibit at the Fort Worth Zoo. The creature was donated by an orphanage who named the creature Jim Petit after an orphan who strongly resembled the creature. Zoo staff has been trying to teach the creature language and other social skills for over 70 years with little success. Zoo officals warn to approach the creature with caution as he may try to mesmerize a victim with giberish and stupidy to paralyze their victims. The creature has been reported sighted on 8th avenue at 3H Hardware and a junk shop next door where the occupants were spotted feeding and housing the creature. If you spot the creature please call Natey or Armandor at so we can capture it and return it to its natural habitat, its tiny cage where it feels safe and secure.
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