Who Lies on First (GOP Comedy Classic)

Now that the GOP belongs to the ages, Golden Oldie recordings presents GOP comedy Classics. Who could forget when Bush straight man Dick the Cheney did their famous "who lies on first?" for a Grand Jury....
The Dick- "Hey W, I am going to court with you for as long as you are on trial."
The W- "If you are going to court, then you must know the names of all the players."
The Dick- "You know Gopers all have funny names these days, like Scooter and Rummy.."
The W- "And Condi or Brownie!"
The Dick- "So..... Scooter on first, Holder on Second , Condi at short and Brownie's on third."
The W- "So I scoot her on first and..."
The Dick- "Wait...wait..we can't just go happy skippy GOP into a federal court hand in hand to show how we react together...we must scooter in."
The W- "That's what I SAID...Scoot her into first, then Hold her for a second..."
The Dick- "Now...wait a minute...Scoot is on first, Holder is on second Condi is short.."
The W- "Ok let me get this straight, we scooter into court, he picks up the ball, throws it to Condi, who touches base with the rest of the brownies, and Eric Holds the bag."
The Dick- "Exactly."
The W- "Look you....if I plan a mission, and Rummy drops the ball, Brownie picks it up and throws it to Scooter, Holder, Double play..."
The Dick- "Right again."
The W- " I don't know what I'm TALKING about!"
Another classic comedy administration from the comedic shinings of our own GOP! Who could not want this group back on!




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