...Or Facebook, or Electronic Arts or Sony Playstation, or LinkedIn, or any number of cool jobs that just happen to be on the Peninsula? I've heard it all:
It's boring -- there's nothing to do
***newsflash -- the city is only 25 mins from my driveway to the 5th st garage in SF***
Everything is too far from everything
***guess what?!?! -- We love the space***
I would have to buy a car. . ...
***waaaa, (sniffles), waaaa -- now I need to get from point a to point b like a grown-up***
Just kidding guys. . . you don't all sound like Smug, Elite Localist who like to smell your own farts. However, what we have to offer is a clean environment with lots of trees, mountains and water. Lots of hiking spots, cool little shops and local Downtown Redwood City only 5 mins away / Downtown Woodside only 2 mins away, Stanford only 10 mins away, and your beloved city, San Francisco, only 25 mins from my street to the 5th street garage -- as mentioned earlier.
So without further ado... THIS IS THE COOLEST PLACE LISTED ON CRAIGSLIST!! Are you a male? bi / masc gay dude? Or are u Str8 and just don't give a shit? If you've got your shit together; decent job (STARTUP GUYS, EDUCATED MILITARY DUDES, ENGINEERS, private equity & other tech nerds step to the front of the line), clean, drug free, new grads or established young dudes -- we may have the perfect Bay Area Peninsula mountain pad for you!! Here, you get way more bang for your buck, fresh air and an awesome central location to the entire Bay Area - even though Forbes places our zip code in the top 10 most expensive places to live in America... Yes, it's nice. And guys, you get to live in a house where you can be chill and not have to worry about bullshit. CAUTION: this is not for you if you are opposed to seeing dudes walk around the house in their underwear / hot tub naked, etc.
We:
...Are energetic and enthusiastic engineers, sports jocks, nerds - dudes!! We're just regular young guys (both gay and str8) who play video games, watch sports, chill in our boxers when it's too damn hot or just wanna be cozy. Sometimes, we go on trips together - SNOWBOARDING, Vegas, music festivals (Beyond Wonderland and EDC), game conferences (go to E3 every year), camping, rafting, planning a 2015 Burning Man trip, etc. Sometimes, we hit up various bars/clubs in either SF or SJ or somewhere in the Bay Area. We're always grabbing a bite to eat together or a movie. We're in Tahoe a lot during the winter (snow permitting) -- hope you like to snowboard or ski!!
We actually have 2 rooms coming available. Both fully furnished one with a queen bed / one with a full bed; Both with large desk and a place to put your underwear. Just bring your clothes, towels & clock radio!! The larger bedroom is $1350 per month. The slightly smaller room is $1200
Our house:
. . .is modern - 5 bedrooms, 2 special sleep areas, 5 baths, 3 living areas, lots of video games, bar, pool table, Giant 80" HD TV (awesome for football, Kinect, Rock Band, etc) - 2 very large BBQs, HOT TUB! Really close to 280 / Stanford. We've got our own neighborhood 9 hole golf course!! Lots of mountain trails to explore, yet not too far from shopping / Caltrain, etc. - ONLY 25 MINS FROM SF - and equally to San Jose (though, I have been accused of being a bat out of hell). Such a great deal!! (This includes ALL UTILITIES even full DirecTV and super-fast internet).
You are:
*Between the age of 19 and 34
*Are a GOOD person
*DRUG FREE (420 ok outside of the house is ok)
*A relatively clean dude
*Able to follow simple signs, house rules - (the place is spotless - except in our bedrooms)
*Not reclusive, shy -- you like to hang out with your house mates and non-crazy / DRAMA FREE!!
*Are willing to chip in around the house to take care of stuff from time to time (rent discounts are a possibility)
Please reply with a description of yourself, your job, stuff you like to do, etc. Please send your email in your reply because Craigslist is kind of weird with the reply anonymity... NO DESCRIPTION - NO REPLY. I'll get back to you with my phone number, some pics of the pad, and hopefully we can set up a time to meet.
Sorry no pets, freaks, axe murderers, drama queens or one-eyed - 5 foot 9 purple people...
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